This week we talk about some MMOs: The Elder Scrolls Online (maybe you can play the game if you can get to that pesky website), Wildstar (maybe it’ll be free soon?), WoW (pay for your subscription with gold!), and Star Trek Online (be a captain with your bad self). Also, everyone’s favorite martian robot found some evidence of water on Mars!
Ninten-doo won’t make a good Pokemon game for a console. Some man who was formerly in a Wizard robe has been tazed (link NSFW). Sir John is no longer on Tindr (sorry ladies). There are no updates that we can find for Insec’s current heath status. He may be dead.
Insec, the Jungler for Star Horn Royal Club, jumped off a balcony and broke his leg! Oh no! Nintendo has kind of announced a new console codenamed the NX. Are you going to buy the Apple Watch? In the near future, the IRLnoobs (us) will be hosting a League of Legends tournament to honor Insec’s formerly intact leg. Details to come in the nearish future.